Is there any one is a major genius in chemistry?
crankkky: meladoodle: girl you gonna need a permission slip to ride this dick
invisiblechickens: isometimeslie: invisiblechickens: nepetaleijon: do you think the queen of england has ever eaten a taco i would bet 94% of my life that she hasn’t Yes she has during her State Visit to Mexico in 1975. President Echeverría served them to her as part of introducing HM to the culture of Mexico. I WANT 94% OF YOUR LIFE THANK YOU PLEASE i am 6% done with this
Reblog if your dick glows in the dark.
tumblr, im counting on you
omarnorthtower: sufferablesignless: sufferablesignless: see this badass motherfucker? my family said 10k notes gets me one they are so fucking awesome go look up a video or some shit COME ON HELP ME THIS IS THE BIRD OF MY DREAMS WE CAN FUCKING CLIMB THIS MOUNTAIN WE GAVE A POST 500K FOR THE SAKE OF A FLUFFY CHICKEN THIS ISN’T EVEN A PROBLEM FOR US NOW
Plot Twist: Flo from Progressive is in a realtionship with Jake from State Farm
Extra Plot Twist: Their child is Mayhem from Allstate
dubfairy: are you fucking kidding
gthorndal: so i came up with a joke the other day while i was showering and it’s quite possibly the dumbest thing i’ve ever thought but i laughed for a good five minutes out loud in the shower my mom thought something was wrong with me okay here goes; an attorney defends a man sued for walking around town in his underwear. it was a brief case.
evie-in-the-tardis: hoboapprentice: Lets see how many people come by before someone asks what this is about. Why does this person have a globe on themself. It looks like a chicken in a cartoon when the legs pop out first and they run around with the eggshell on em This was a picture of my girlfriend when she was in elementary school, they had a class project where (when they were done)...
aria-brook: peaceloveandafropuffs: theuppitynegras: siuilaruin: aria-brook: gentlenight: wallflowersperk: penchant-for-raising-cain: “You fight like a girl.” I’m sorry I didn’t realise that was a bad thing Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more. yeah so sorry i can’t hear you over the sound of me...
nightmareloki: the soothing sound of 14 pitched...
fallensparks: i never understood why in elementary school when it was your birthday, you had to bring in food for everyone like you all bitches should be the one giving me the goodies
hoboapprentice: skankplissken: my family almost started a fucking riot because we were playing a trivia game and the answer to ‘what’s scooby doo’s favorite food’ wasn’t ‘scooby snacks’ but ‘pizza’ My boyfriend’s reaction to this shocking news.